ravenmgee: sherlocked-inside-the-tardis: shurlawk: scarfu: noviceartist: laurenocuma: brivonnet: What happens when a tree branch falls onto a powerline? Answer: Dramatic Annihilation Only 17 seconds long - stick to the end. Submitted by: nonniebyrd THAT IS BEAUTIFUL. Did that shit…just explode rainbows?! iahenkjiakhbfkjwe idk why but I burst out laughing every time I see...
Ougon Cross: Lambda + Chiester 410 Storyline
ruriair: And here’s the first of my storyline translations! This one is for the Lambdadelta/Chiester 410 route: it’s a very lighthearted story that centers around Lambda planning to shoot Bern with a cupid’s arrow. Read More Bern: “…No way. If I love you, you won’t whisper to me of love anymore.” ………….oh Bern. JUST. OH BERN.
ruriair: >will/bern story mode is actually will/bern subtext …………………………………………i I. I just realized that I sort of ship it.
Since her death in 1979, the woman who discovered what the universe is made of...– Jeremy Knowles, discussing the complete lack of recognition Cecilia Payne gets, even today, for her revolutionary discovery. (via alliterate)
touyako: spaceconfessional: panasonicyouth: bulletbutt: digitallyimpaired: pandacows: the pizza guy’s confusion makes this video so brilliant oh my god oh my god slowly making my dream of breaking out into a musical number come true bless this bless everyone involved MAKE IT HAPPEN, MARK. IF ANYONE CAN, YOU CAN … did they confuse him into not being paid
the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who...
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
People Who Want to Do Commentary On How This Attitude is Assy At the Very Least and Misogynist at the Very Worst and Are Annoyed With Tumblr's Chat Format: AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH. You play videogames, whether they be Farmville or Modern Warfare or Final Fantasy or all of the above, and identify as a gamer, you are a gamer. If you play videogames and identify as female, congrats you are a girl gamer. There are male gamers who are as every bit as obnoxious as your "gamer girl" strawman given in the first example. Wow this format is really horrible, I can't actually link anything. For what it's worth, I refer you to Susana Polo's article "On the 'Fake' Geek Girl" over at the Mary Sue blog - http://www.themarysue.com/on-the-fake-geek-girl/
Why It Took So Long to Invent the Wheel →
jtotheizzoe: Making the wheel was easy. It was the axle system that took forever. In fact, civilization had already developed metal tools before they perfected the wheel. More: The invention of the wheel was so challenging that it probably happened only once, in one place. However, from that place, it seems to have spread so rapidly across Eurasia and the Middle East that experts cannot say...
me: All scientists are hipsters, that's why they wear glasses.
me: "I stopped working on electromagnetic induction. It was too current."
me: "I used to have a passion for oceanography but I got sick of talking about the mainstream."
me: "Of course I'm not a mathematician. Calculus-based models of the universe are SO derivative."
me: "I'm an expert on geothermal vents--"
husband: Oh my God.
me: "--They're probably too deep for you."
Author on convincing her publisher to drop her... →
the game masters of umineko, a summary
beatrice: have an enthralling game of murder and mystery, where the line between reality and fiction blurs, where the ushiromiya family faces off against the threat of a fearsome witch appearing to reign over the island in the world of illusions and nobly stands their ground to the bitter end
lambda: PHONE TERROR!!!! SHIPPING!!!!!!! SHOUNEN FIGHTS!!!!!! MORE SHIPPING!!!!!!! WOW MY GAME IS SO GREAT I'M GONNA KICK THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE oh what's that bern you solved it will the wrong culprit well w/e sounds legit i guess lololol
battler: derp derp-a derp diddly doo
bern: omg they're all going to be sorry after they read this thrilling BLACK BATTLER FANFICTION damn i'm a badass
Anonymous asked: are you anime
“I’M NOT ANIME!!!!!!!!” I SHOUT AS I RUN OUT MY FRONT DOOR WITH A PIECE OF TOAST IN MY MOUTH, RUSHING TO SCHOOL AS THE WIND CARRIES CHERRY BLOSSOMS FROM NEARBY TREES TO SURROUND ME IN A PINK SHIT STORM WHILE THE BIRDS CHIRP IN THEIR NESTS AND GLANCE DOWN AT MY WIND-SWEPT HAIR AND PANTING UKE EXPRESSION, ONLY TO SEE ME BUMP INTO THE ONE THAT MAKES MY KOKORO GO DOKI DOKI AND TRIP, REVEALING THE...